KVETCH KVETCH KVETCH

I know, I know, Ursula says I haven't written here since Elvis died. Well, true. I'm trying to get the book finished, and since focus is not my strong suit, everything else in my life (including my life) has kind of evaporated away, leaving my day gig and the book, and the occasional blowing off of steam. But hey, the MTV Video Music Awards were on, and it was fun to recap it last year, so here it is...

"...Hey Axl: was the "80" on your jersey your age, your IQ, or the last year you were cool?..."