THIS RAY OF HOPE FOR SOCIETY'S FOR YOU
Overheard on a Bud-ad-bedecked subway train ride home tonight by one guy among four pairs of all-made-up college age kids out on the town, about 2:30 am:

"You know, there is no number of pictures of pretty girls holding bottles of Budweiser that would convince me that it's a good tasting beer. Really. It's not happening.

Now. Stella Artois, on the other hand, could have pictures of old men touching themselves and I'd be convinced enough to drink the stuff."

This statement was followed by a round of ewww and yuck, but ultimately no one disagreed.