I'M PLUGGING THIS PRETTY HARD

If you're not planning on Digitally oscillating the single serving soup dispenser, Having an arm-wrestle with the Lighthouse, Moisturizing the bunny, Scratchin' the crotch trombone or Assaulting the one-handed air guitar tonight, come on down to the Baggot Inn and have a listen to what the hell I've been doing this year.

I'm on at 7, which means there'll be plenty of time to, oh, Bludgeon the Staff, Wake Bubba, or Jack your Johnson afterwards. Or have a friend do it for you. Hey, whatever unblocks your tackle.

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