THEIR NATION TURNS ITS LONELY EYES TO YOU

It's news items like this one that convince me that Jon's hiatus is temporary.

Who else would have the guts (literally) to keep on top of the continuing spread in popularity of deep-fried chocolate bars?

Now that the Brits have discovered them (and if that ain't a natural culinary fit, then what the hell is), it's time to sell them on my newest idea: mashed potato wrestling.

Book the commercial time now. All we need is a celebrity spokesbot. (Ah, get Kylie to do it. That creepy looking little minx'll do anything.)