The Evil Twin Theory

Canadian moves to New York City to seek fortune as a songwriter. Hijinks and culture shock ensue.
(Note: This was my previous blog, which ran in this form (but with a different template) for the better part of five years. For my current whereabouts, go to tonyhightower.com.)

Monday, September 27, 2004

MOVIE RAPIST DIALOGUE GENERATOR

HEH HEH. I LIKE A GIRL WITH SPIRIT.

Last week I worked quite a bit of overtime, which was kind of a drag as I'd gotten used to a relatively bucolic schedule of wander-into-work-when-I-bloody-well-feel-like-it and wander out the first time everyone who might miss me (because, see, the real reason I go to work is because everyone misses me!) turns their heads away at the same moment.

But last week was crazy, actually really morning-to-night crazy, which was a little extra unfortunate because last week was also the fourth anniversary of my starting this blog. (I'm sorry, I'm late, baby. I got you a little something nice, but it's back at the homestead.)

Actually, I can do better than that, if I get me some help. Here's some from
The Movie Rapist Dialog Generator. It's actually rather cute and low-key, given the subject matter. Think of Billy Zane in (-- hell, in anything) saying this stuff.