GIVE IT UP FOR... FIDELITY SCAB!

Brian Whitman created a script from a survey he did a couple of years ago that spit out Ten Thousand Statistically Grammar-Average Fake Band Names.

I like Secretarial Pagoda and Hornet Chewer, but then again, any Kurosawa reference gets me going.

Okay, no, I don't know what I'm talking about.

[via A-Rock]