HAPPY EARTH DAY TO YOU

New song is up at Area 52. The only reason it's called Emily Post is because Dear Dotti didn't have the right cadence. (Sorry, Dotti, babe. I'll get you next time.)

Blender Magazine: 50 Worst Songs Ever (The full list is here) is actually pretty accurate, although I would switch out "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" for "Two Princes," and a lot of these acts are more to be pitied than hated (The Rembrandts had no idea that their little tossed-off clapfest would become the national anthem of 30-year-old teenagers who were holding on to sixteen as long as they could, and I actually like "Shiny Happy People").

Still. Right Said Fred are still together, and still touring. What, as Nietzsche used to say, the fuck.