The Evil Twin Theory

Canadian moves to New York City to seek fortune as a songwriter. Hijinks and culture shock ensue.
(Note: This was my previous blog, which ran in this form (but with a different template) for the better part of five years. For my current whereabouts, go to tonyhightower.com.)

Friday, April 30, 2004

ONE STOP SHOPPING

Spam of the week. Jesus, what cojones.

Hello!
After buying our software we give you a pack of chi ld po rn.
Afte wathing the porn
We advice You Download & Buy our Brand New Software!!!
Aside from the usual spelling quirks and the fact that they expect you to buy the product twice, what I hear them saying is: "We are so sure our cure for cancer works that we'll infect you with cancer and then cure you! Whaddya say?"